Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
why did the scarecrow get a promotion
because he was outstanding in his field
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
on the bus with all my friends
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
buggs bunny is the weak bitch
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this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
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this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name