will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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at my future wedding and funeral service
(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via oomshi)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via crystallized-pussies)
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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David Karp is broke and now WE all have to pay for it?
That’s what happens when you trust a dipshit that dropped out of highschool.
that dipshit is a billionaire now and probably knows somebody that will have cancer in their lifetime.
Remember when Google bought Youtube and changed the entire site and now you can’t even watch any videos anymore because now they just post memes with no videos that is why I am terrified Tumblr is going to change a lot now because Yahoo doesn’t care I don’t want people who accept gay marriage to join this site acting like we should all accept it. Like go back to Yahooligans I was here before MTV talked about Tumblr.
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
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friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
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THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
(Source: herrolds, via crystallized-pussies)
c1it:
i really like this idk
“pussy cam” sorry i had too
OMG ^
HONESTLY THO OMG IMAGINE IF GIRLS DID HAVE CAMERAS IN THEIR VAGINAS A;KJFA;KLFJD
but andrew
we do
I’m not sure about you all, but I sure do.
it’s true
we can record e v e r y t h i n g
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this will never not be funny
(Source: negriss, via 5ociety)
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