Cool Kids Can't Die

earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:24 -0400

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:19 -0400

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

slantededge: at my future wedding and funeral service

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:41 -0400

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:10:43 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:09:58 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

whatafuckinfamilypicture: im-dreaming-out-loud: David Karp is broke and now WE all have to pay for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:07:14 -0400

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

im-dreaming-out-loud:

David Karp is broke and now WE all have to pay for it?

That’s what happens when you trust a dipshit that dropped out of highschool.

that dipshit is a billionaire now and probably knows somebody that will have cancer in their lifetime.

whatafuckinfamilypicture: Remember when Google bought Youtube and changed the entire site and now...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:55 -0400

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Remember when Google bought Youtube and changed the entire site and now you can’t even watch any videos anymore because now they just post memes with no videos that is why I am terrified Tumblr is going to change a lot now because Yahoo doesn’t care I don’t want people who accept gay marriage to join this site acting like we should all accept it. Like go back to Yahooligans I was here before MTV talked about Tumblr.

bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:06 -0400

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

freddybenson: freddybenson: friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:04:16 -0400

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:02:13 -0400

tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL

trollonergirl: 0range-juicee: b-stards: preachfood: c1it: ak...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:59:55 -0400

trollonergirl:

0range-juicee:

b-stards:

preachfood:

c1it:

akagod:

f0unt4ins:

indecis1ve:

i really like this idk

“pussy cam” sorry i had too

OMG ^

HONESTLY THO OMG IMAGINE IF GIRLS DID HAVE CAMERAS IN THEIR VAGINAS A;KJFA;KLFJD

but andrew

we do

I’m not sure about you all, but I sure do.

it’s true

we can record e v e r y t h i n g

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:23 -0400

fabulousonline: this will never not be funny

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:57:22 -0400

fabulousonline:

this will never not be funny

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:56:56 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:53:40 -0400

ostracizedpoodle: i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:53:35 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters

thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:52:31 -0400

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

I can see them

I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

they are really bad singers and

I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

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